A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank & shot her 3 times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were ok. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to 2 healthy daughters & a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, & then one daughter walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle & this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was ok & explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the 2nd daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle & this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry & explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's ok," said the mom. "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle & a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy. "I was playing with myself & I shot the dog."
2007-06-03 07:26:09 · 9 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
-Clapping Hands - Very Good here's your star!
2007-06-03 08:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 13:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by hovnanian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 11:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Creepy.
2007-06-03 07:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not that funny.
to the first girl, you should be older to understand.
2007-06-03 07:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Betrayed and Insane 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's really funny. lmao xxxx have you got any more ??
2007-06-03 07:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that funny!
Where did you get that one?
2007-06-03 07:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by TaNnEr RuLeS XD 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
thats hilarious
2007-06-03 07:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ahahaha
i dont get it
2007-06-03 07:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by _.,-`*`-,._ 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋