If you can, say where did you get it from.
I am ready to laugh my as@ off.
2007-06-03 06:40:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
from Jack Benny:
"A scout troop consists of 12 little kids dressed like schmucks, following a big schmuck dressed like a little kid."
"Give me fresh air, a set of golf clubs and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the fresh air and clubs."
2007-06-03 08:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's tons of funny demotivational quotes at www.despair.com
The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.
There's tons more...
2007-06-11 03:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
2007-06-08 14:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by tanagila0530 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont eat yellow snow !
2007-06-03 10:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by Busybee yep! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!"
~Gerard Way
You should see me as a chick. I look hot as a chick
- Gerard Way
2007-06-03 08:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by ♥MCR_FOREVER!♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋