Katie heard her 95 year old grandfather had passed away so went to the house to console her grandma..
When Katie asked how Grandad had died, Grandma said:"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
"That's terrible." said Katie, "But surely it was a risk if your both nearly 100?"
"Not at all." said Grandma. "Many years ago we realised it might be dangerous so decided just to do it on Sunday mornings when the church bell rang."
"We did it in time to them - it was just the right rhythm, nice and slow."
"In fact," she said, wiping away a tear; "he'd still be here now but for that bloody ice-cream van."
2007-06-03 01:44:56 · 17 answers · asked by SmokinScoobyDoo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha, he was probably trying to get it over with so he could get a mr whippy with a flake
2007-06-03 06:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Smoking.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-03 15:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 10:02:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u tried, but not good enough mate. how about a joke which is really sensible and engaging.
2007-06-03 13:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Seungyong W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm - thats just plain wierd but hey it is funny
2007-06-03 09:05:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA. Poor grandpa, damn that ice cream truck!
2007-06-03 10:37:20 · answer #6 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yey star
2007-06-03 08:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflol !
2007-06-03 09:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mr N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um not funny at all
2007-06-03 09:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny but thats prabaly because i dnt get it!...
2007-06-03 10:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋