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My mom is taking me to the Creation Museum :(

Oh Why must i live So close to Kentucky?!?!?!?!?!

2007-06-03 01:00:31 · 24 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Please take photos and post them! This should be great! lmao

*picturing your head poking into photos, like Forest Gump*

2007-06-03 01:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

I am soooooo sorry!(giggling a little) just make the best of it! I heard they even have dinosaurs there- wow!

sorry Bobby - just move away from Kentucky , asap!

2007-06-03 09:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by slaveof12gods 5 · 0 1

When you get there, at every exhibit just state very loudly to your Mom why what's displayed there is a scientific impossibility. (Make sure everyone around you can hear.) Keep saying, "I can't believe they're actually expecting the American public to be so stupid as to believe this! They're making us the laughingstock of the world!"

2007-06-03 08:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Jess H 7 · 5 1

Think of yourself as an undercover reporter, dear. Take *lots* of pictures. Many of us here are curious, or at least want a good laugh, but won't pay to see it.

Oh, and can you get me a crocoduck doll from the gift shop? ;-D

2007-06-03 08:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 3 1

Oh dear. Try to get some booze or drugs, so you can dissociate until you can get out of there. And away from her!
And tell her that if she makes you go, you are going to give "being gay a good try". lol

2007-06-03 08:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

What does their museum have for the Triassic Period? God making fossils to fool stupid evolutionists?

2007-06-03 08:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

what?!? and you're not taking us all too??
Ok you MUST take pictures and you MUST write down all pertinent information and then blog blog BLOG.. we want details from one of US and not their publicity stuff.. this is PHENOMENAL.. one of our own Satanic/Atheist Evolutionary conspirators gets to go on a spy mission!

I'm so jealous!!

2007-06-03 08:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2 1

Mmm... arent you a little too old to be 'going out with your mom?'
Here in England we try to encourage them to go out with their mates when they become teenagers! :-)
Anyway, hope you enjoy it & dont forget to hold hands when you cross the road!

2007-06-03 08:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ask them where the Geico Caveman exhibit is. Play it really seriously and see how they handle it.

Actually, asking ANY questions will probably blow their minds.

2007-06-03 10:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The Flintstones was a documentary.

2007-06-03 08:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by canucklehead1951 4 · 0 1

Oh my word, I've never heard Pangel laugh before.

Just try to enjoy. Do it for your mom.

2007-06-03 08:05:46 · answer #11 · answered by Me 6 · 4 1

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