There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
2007-06-02 21:21:08 · 14 answers · asked by Denise M 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
2007-06-02 21:21:38 · update #1
Star it if you liked it.
2007-06-02 21:22:10 · update #2
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
2007-06-02 21:23:01 · update #3
Love it, Love it, Love it!
2007-06-03 02:07:02 · answer #1 · answered by fjerseyman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, good one! Clever ol' Sister Logical.
2007-06-03 07:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have heard a shorted version many, many times:
the mother superior asks the new nun: what will you do if a man is chasing u with bad intentions?
nun: I will lift my habit
mother superior (shocked): and?
nun: and will ask him to drop his trousers..
mother superior: (still more shocked): why??
nun: i can run faster with my habit up than he with his pants down!
2007-06-03 07:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here is the star. Yes I liked it.
2007-06-03 10:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Traveller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeeeee you get 10/10 + a star for that
2007-06-03 04:58:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a really good one.
Have a star for your collection!
DE
2007-06-03 19:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol u get a star
2007-06-03 04:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was very logical
2007-06-03 08:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by Apple C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol very good haha
2007-06-03 06:42:53 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats good
2007-06-03 04:32:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋