A person who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
2007-06-02 21:03:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A witness who saw nothing. I like it.
2007-06-02 21:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by U-98 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a person that knocks on the door and nobody was home.
Did you know that 9/10 Rotweilers prefer Jehovah's Witnesses?
2007-06-03 09:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between a conventional vacuum cleaner and a Hare Krishna Vacuum Cleaner-
A Hare Krishna Vacuum cleaner is the one without all the attachments.
2007-06-03 15:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't believe in GOD. When a Jehovah Witness cross words with a atheist, it is to tell him/her there is a God and His name is Jehovah. The atheist receives the truth.
2007-06-02 21:33:02 · answer #4 · answered by azar_moe 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Pardon me boy!! You there, up on the Watchtower! is this Jehovah's Witness station?" "Nah. this is music 666." "properly, Did you notice a Jehovah come by utilising right here?" "what's he look like?" "vast guy, white beard, gown, sandals, crown, very, very dazzling, (can extremely look at him) sitting on a throne and invisible." "Nope. i did no longer Witness a element. Oh, could you like a shine?" "Uh... No thank you."
2016-10-09 08:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A witness who won't be cross-examined in a trial.
2007-06-02 21:07:22 · answer #6 · answered by ಠ__ಠ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A hokey witness, by Jove!
2007-06-02 21:16:33 · answer #7 · answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Makes sense.....I'll have to tell that one at the next Baptist get together meal!
2007-06-03 00:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by anjoek5859 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(Psalm 10:4) The wicked one according to his superciliousness makes no search; All his ideas are: “There is no God.”
(Psalm 14:1) The senseless one has said in his heart: “There is no Jehovah.”
(Psalm 53:1) The senseless one has said in his heart: “There is no Jehovah.”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/dg/index.htm?article=article_03.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/lmn/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/pr/index.htm?article=article_02.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/rq/index.htm?article=article_02.htm
http://watchtower.org/e/ti/index.htm?article=article_05.htm
2007-06-04 09:50:32 · answer #9 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny huh?
2007-06-02 21:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by God is love. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋