I am wanting some joes for entertainment
2007-06-02 20:00:48 · 15 answers · asked by Coolbuddy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two muffins are in an oven and one of them says to the other "Whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes "Holy $hit! A talking muffin!"
2007-06-02 20:03:19 · answer #1 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To plan world domination one step at a time! MUahaha
Why is Chick Fil-A evil?
A: Because you dont know what they "Fil" their chicken with
Why am I still awake?
A: Because losing track of time on my pc happens to me quite often o wait thats not a joke...Peaceout my fellow yahoo answer memembers...
2007-06-03 03:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by Sephiroth~The One Winged Angel~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A student in a exam hall sits for 3hrs atlast writes
"gayi hamari mata hai,hame kuch nahi ata hai"
Observing this the teacher writes
"bhais hamara baap hai marks deena paap hai"
2007-06-03 09:39:19 · answer #3 · answered by SHERRY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a sardar was invited by his friend for lunch on 1st April and when he reached his friend's home, there was a lochk and on paper was written "BEVKUF BANAYA'. below it Sardar wrote ' hum to aaye hi nahi'
A sardar learning english organise a party and in party he introduced his family as- This is my wife, this is my kid and this is Kidney.
a girl went to cloths shop and selected two dresses and then she asked their rates from shopkeeper. Shopkeeper told one dress costs 10 kisses and other costs 15 kisses.girl said pack both he dresses, my grandma will pay the bill.
2007-06-03 04:03:51 · answer #4 · answered by Bhagyashree D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am wanting some joes for entertainment
What the heck is that sopposed to mean? Coffee, guys named joe,...?
2007-06-03 03:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by Arun K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woman's Guide Tow What A Man Really Wants
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage,
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn't look that much different.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
2007-06-03 18:22:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the little cotton ball say to the other cotton ball?
Your a bit fluffy are't you.
2007-06-03 03:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by deedee c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a guy asked a gal if he could kiss her
she said HER LIPSTICK WOULD GET SPOI;ED
then he asked is he coul;d suck her boobs
her shirt would get dirty
wht bout sex
having periods
okay now dont say LOOSE MOTION
2007-06-04 09:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father: "If you had to multiply 2768 by 435, what would you get?"
Son: "The wrong answer, Dad."
2007-06-03 10:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woman1: I've made my husband a millionaire!!
woman2: Wow! What was he before?
woman1: A billionaire.
2007-06-03 08:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋