A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a week, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
2007-06-02 19:47:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
^_^
i will keep that in mind :)
2007-06-03 13:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10-10
2007-06-07 09:01:03 · answer #2 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kinda Story is That?! Poor thing made it all the way to the top of the tree; then he Got Shot!!
j/k.
LOL. LOL. Good one!
2007-06-05 22:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa Good One HaHa
2007-06-10 21:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good one! 10!
2007-06-03 17:03:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha heard before but funny
2007-06-03 06:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that's really nice. i love it.10/10 u made me happy- heart full of smile.
2007-06-09 23:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by marina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ending.
2007-06-10 12:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious that is laugh out loud funny
2007-06-09 22:30:27 · answer #9 · answered by dynasty_morre 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very amusing except for the turkey.did you invent the joke??
PRETTY FUNNY.
2007-06-07 10:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, heard earlier, but nice one
2007-06-03 11:02:31 · answer #11 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋