A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and liking the continual good weather settled down for a day's sunbathing. He fell asleep and after a whole day his legs were sunburnt beyond belief and he could hardly stand for the pain.
So he goes along to the doctor for treatment.
The doctor looks at his sunburnt legs and said, "well, you realize that this is only a small village surgery and in reality I've really got nothing at all to help you." However, try this", and gives him one tablet of Viagra."
So the man says "but I've got acute sunburn what's a Viagra tablet going to do?"
The doctor says, "basically, nothing at all for the sunburn but it will help keep the sheets off of your legs tonight."
2007-06-02 19:41:36 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!! that is hilarious!!! where did you hear that?
2007-06-10 19:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remedies for Burnt Skin Apply aloe vera or vinegar on the affected skin; it will stop inflammation and pain. Avoid products made from benzocaine, lidocaine and petroleum jelly. Rub mustard oil on the affected skin and allow to it dry, this will take out the heat from the skin. Cut fresh cucumber slices and rub them on the affected area. Before taking bath, add some baking powder to the bath water, this will help to soothe the burnt skin. Apply lavender oil or peppermint oil on the burnt skin. Apply apple cider vinegar to the burnt skin using cotton ball. Take herbal bath; put few drops of chamomile and lavender essential oils in bath water. Take epsom salt or ice compress. Grate some potatoes and apply them on the burnt skin. Starch from the potatoes will soothe the burn. Other home remedies to treat sunburns naturally are quite simple. • Take 3 tablespoons of ground meals and mix it with half cup of yoghurt. Rub this mixture on over your neck and face. Wash it off after sometime. • Two teaspoons oatmeal and a drop of honey must be added to half cup ripe papaya. This mask must be applied and kept for 20 minutes, after which it can be washed off. • Mix honey and lime in 2;1 proportion and apply on affected area. It can be washed off in 20 minutes. • A pinch of turmeric must be added to yoghurt and must be applied on the face, neck and arms for half hour on a regular basis. • Cucumber and lime juice serve to cool and lighten sunburn. Therefore, they must be mixed in equal ratio and applied often. • For sunburn relief, a paste of turmeric, barley and yoghurt must be applied on the sunburned area. • Consuming raw mango juice that is mixed with sugar and salt serves as a cool, refreshing drink. It will help hydrate the system.
2016-04-01 12:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pretty Good
2007-06-09 18:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Well, it might keep the sheets from his legs, but I'll bet he suffers the Agony of Not Being Defeated! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-05 15:30:53 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know that political correctness is dead when at joke like that is funny!. Keep up the good work.
2007-06-09 21:10:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-10 01:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by yahoooraju 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 09:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one, put a smile on my face.
2007-06-09 16:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by DeCaying_Roses 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMFAO!!! Gotta watch out for the direction "North"!
2007-06-10 08:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by charks love 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wrong..... viagra does not give you a hard on unless and until you start sex play
2007-06-09 07:48:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
xD thanx for the laugh
2007-06-02 21:41:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋