which disney character would you have sex with?

Answer 1

I would do Ariel the Little Mermaid. Yeah, I would totally do her, I would wreck that chick.

Answer 2

First, let me explain why I agree that this question should be in the R&S section.

Here in California, people have more Disney icons in their homes than religious ones, and they know more about Disney characters than they do their own religion. They believe in Disney as if it were a religion, too.

Now to answer your question: None.

All of the male Disney characters are too juvenile or too poorly developed. I might have considered Beast, but he isn't a Disney character; the story of 'Beauty and the Beast' predates Disney by about 500 years.

Answer 3

-Ariel (in human form)
-Ariel's dark-haired evil clone
when I was little, I always perceived something... "odd" about The Little Mermaid. As I grew up, I noticed it was a sexual quality that lingered throughout the film (no joke)

-Jasmine (when Jafar dresses her in the Sex-Slave Red/Black getup. I like!)

-TINKERBELL (NO DOUBT!)

-Cinderella, clothes torn
I always had that "creepy/racy" feeling watching this when I was little. As was the case with Ariel, this feeling, I later learned was arousal :)

-ELASTIGIRL!!!
("...you need to be a little more... flexible")

-Mirage (also from The Incredibles)
("Say 'Please'.")

-JANE!! (from Tarzan)

Oh, Disney, what a breeder of perverts and subliminal sexuality you are.
Thank you.
:')

Answer 4

Well, this is an easy 2 points, about which I'll NEVER tell my kid...but it'd have to be Princess Jasmine from "Aladdin"! Ariel, "the Little Mermaid" was cute, but that tail is very problematic....
Belle was too straight-laced...literally! And Cinderella makes me gag. OH! wait! I forgot the completely re-worked, fictionalized version of Pocahontas! She was HOT!

And, on our date, we'd have a romantic dinner of seafood, featuring Blackened Dory, from "Nemo'! (Arrgh! I hated that freaking blabbermouth!).

WOAH! What am I thinking? I immediately assumed you meant CARTOONS! Now that I read "*cough*..Jack Sparrow*...I'd have to say...well, in a pinch, stranded on an island...but otherwise, Will Turner! Yummy....(Legolas!)....

Answer 5

I've never found any Disney character attractive. I guess I'm not into banging cartoons.

Answer 6

Tinker belle in Peter Pan

Answer 7

Pocahontas

Answer 8

The guy from the Little Mermaid. I don't remember his name, the human that Ariel liked. He was pretty hot.

Answer 9

Incompatible genitalia!

Answer 10

Cruella de Vil