A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said turn around!
2007-06-02 17:58:57 · 5 answers · asked by mysweetest666 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!!THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!!I GIVE YPU MAJOR PROPS!!!!ID WOULD HAVE PASSED OUT TOO...CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BAD THAT WOULD HURT!!!
2007-06-02 18:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 16:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha that's worth 10/10
2007-06-03 02:42:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol now dat was funny
2007-06-03 01:19:47 · answer #4 · answered by nchedo11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im still laughing you made my day and i'm high too that was great.
2007-06-03 01:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋