Ezekiel 4:12-15 : God tells Ezekiel to eat bread defiled with human dung "that cometh out of a man in their sight'. Ezekiel objects on grounds of the Jewish dietary laws. God changes his mind and orders Ezekiel to eat food defiled with cow's dung instead of with human dung. How yummy can it get?
Isaiah 36:12
But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?
2007-06-02 18:03:20
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answered by element_115x 4
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If you were plugged up a bit you would be praying to God to give you the ability once again. Rather than curse the "darkness" you should praise the God who fixed it so that all you have to do is consume your favorite eats, and your body takes all the useable nutrients from them and eliminates the useless remains. Amazing!
Of course, one man's trash is another creatures habitat of joy. We use animal manure to fetilize crops, since apparently plants like this stuff you find to be evil. It's the perfect environmental recycler. Think about it.
Sure, it smells like the place where unbelievers will spend eternity, but for now, we endure it briefly and then push the handle that swishes it all away. It will be interesting when you face God and complain about the way He made your body. He might ask you how you would have done it so that biological creatures might sustain themselves without both an entrance AND an exit.
Then He will push the handle..................
2007-06-02 18:04:22
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answered by Anonymous
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Yecch! Adam, what IS that smell? What have you done? Whatever you do, do not eat of this fruit...for in the day you eat thereof, you shall surely die...cursed is the ground for your sake...next time, dig a hole in the dust, or something...and don't forget to wash! You must've had too many beef ribs for dinner again! Pew! Now, get out of here, you and that wife of yours, and clean up that mess you left! And while your at it, drop some into the snake-hole there in the cow-field...that oughta wake him up. Seeya, wouldn't wannabee ya! Oh, brother! YOU ARE EVIL! EVIL, I SAY! QUICK! SOMEBODY CALL THE TERMINATOR! LOL!
2007-06-02 18:16:33
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answered by Anonymous
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If nature upsets you so much you are going to become ill... every animal, fish and insect has to crap this is a fact of life, try not to focus on it too much if it's more yucky than you can bear to think about.
2007-06-02 17:57:32
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answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5
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Think of it as a toxin in your body. God allows us to flush our bodies so we don't leave this inside. When we eat our bodies takes the nutrients and our bodies gets rid of the rest...
God is actually doing us a favor having this function ...
2007-06-02 17:59:59
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answered by SDC 5
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I must say, you have way too much time on your hands when all you have to worry about is crap. You must be the king of thinking about "crap". I mean that literally and figuratively. When there is a poop section I'm sure you will be the board leader. Your parents must be proud.
2007-06-02 17:58:03
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answered by vcanfield 4
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But in order to get that hateful bowel you must be blessed with wonderful fragrant bounty of delicious food from God.
2007-06-02 17:55:30
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answered by Jennifer 4
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If you didn't expel waste from your body you would die. It's evidence of a designer that you can consume food, absorb life giving nutrients and also to expel that which your body doesn't need. That pooping is "hateful" and a "horrible sin" is just your opinion. It's as natural as breathing.
2007-06-02 17:55:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Omg, dude I am seriously laughing my a** off right now. But really, would you rather have all that pent up inside you? And why, of all things, would this be the deciding factor of your faith, or the lack of?
2007-06-02 17:57:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Go on and eat all your life then and Never go to the bathroom.............see what happens!
God made our bodies to digest food and get rid of it..........a marvelous creation. Sure..it may not look good or smell good. Animals do the same thing. Do you have a better plan.............does food come out looking like a ROSE?
Good Grief...........what drugs are you taking??? WEIRD WEIRD thinking you have!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-02 17:56:54
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answered by 4263 4
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