One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.
Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.
2007-06-02 15:49:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Show how much you care....
2007-06-03 01:31:46 · update #1
awsome tell me where this drug store is i need to use the computer please pretty please
2007-06-02 16:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At this point in time, no computers are not smarter than your average person. However, within the next 20 years computers are expected to become smarter than the average person. And within the next 50 years a $1000 computer will exceed the knowledge and computing capacity of the entire human race. Exciting and scary isn't it?!
2016-03-13 04:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. a smart computer. kinda like guys hard 2 come by.
2007-06-02 16:56:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it. Thanx for the laugh.
2007-06-02 15:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-06-03 12:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha smart computer but a silly man.lol! :)
2007-06-04 19:34:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!..
It is indeed a smart computer. :)
2007-06-02 22:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Denise M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one.. feel :( 4 da dad
2007-06-02 16:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh wow. hehe
2007-06-02 16:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by ipodlady231 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahah i love that!
2007-06-02 16:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i know he is mad lol
2007-06-02 16:00:05 · answer #11 · answered by lil mb 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋