Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they
stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off
her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my
panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties...".
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her bottom that read, "We will never forget you".
2007-06-02 15:03:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahah thats a good one 10/10 and a star
2007-06-02 15:14:45 · answer #1 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good and original. Worthy of a star.
2007-06-02 15:09:04 · answer #2 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah thats defidently a good joke
2007-06-02 15:08:57 · answer #3 · answered by kris 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh, not something I'm going to tell my co workers or the people who listen to my show.
2007-06-02 15:08:43 · answer #4 · answered by creillyrun2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very funny good joke.
2007-06-02 15:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-06-02 15:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by rezster0900 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's hilarious. You get a 10/10 and a star. Thanks for the laugh
2007-06-02 15:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's cute and clean ... I'll give you a star. :)
2007-06-02 15:07:08 · answer #8 · answered by Army family. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long to read. here's a star.
2007-06-02 15:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by ALESANA 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol it is funny but there are funnier jokes
2007-06-02 15:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋