An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
2007-06-02 14:44:18 · 20 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i really liked that!!! :) thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-02 15:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-06-06 05:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me Too!
I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans' body.(;O)
2007-06-02 14:53:18 · answer #3 · answered by Brain Vadder aka Darth Fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Live and Learn! LOL.
2007-06-05 17:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cowboys dream,easyer life.(came true)
cool joke.
2007-06-02 16:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one,gal.Here's a star from me[STAR]
2007-06-07 03:20:35 · answer #6 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha and i thought he liked it broke back style
2007-06-07 01:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great lol gold star
2007-06-06 19:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by dug c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
plssss make it stop
hahahahahaha
good1
2007-06-08 07:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so that makes him a cowgirl wantabe
hahahahahahahaha
2007-06-02 14:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst iv ever heard
2007-06-02 15:14:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋