2007-06-02 14:33:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look in the yellow pages for the tattoo removal service.
2007-06-02 14:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus only gets on your back when you screw up really bad. Jesus is the parent that will grab a piece of your butt and never let go. Jesus is the kinda guy that eats bad-as* fundamentalist, right-wing, Ted Haggard, Jerry Falwell, verbally fornicating Christians and puts his sandaled foot square in their butt and pushes them into Hell to fry in their own body fat for all Eternity.
So don't complain if Mr. J is on your back. It's for your own good.
2007-06-02 14:41:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ rules like a king. You can spend most of your life avoiding the king if you wish. However, the king's subjects might talk about the king a lot and you might feel left out of the conversation.
2007-06-02 14:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not Jesus. It's a monkey. You've just proven Evolution.
2007-06-02 14:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, The Messiah Jesus son of Mary, Messenger of God and His Word will return ..... so wait, I too am waiting.
2007-06-02 14:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Asad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray
2007-06-02 14:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by ShiKobe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, do you perfer to be on Jesus back?
That's for y'all to figure out in private.
2007-06-02 14:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him the piggy back ride is over.
You're gonna miss him when he's gone, though.
2007-06-02 14:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I love my rock and I have no intention to carry another thing.
2007-06-02 14:37:56 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move away from Christian communities.
2007-06-02 14:40:14 · answer #10 · answered by Filmnoir 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋