A man walks into bar with a dog that has 2 legs. The batender says
" Hey nice dog, does it have a name?"
The man says, "No I figured that if I called it, it wouldn't come anyway."
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says,"Hey, why the long face?"
A grasshopper crawls into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings it to him and says,"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"
2007-06-02 14:03:52 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Petlover♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are all so funny! My favorite is the last one! Those are some awesome jokes.
2007-06-02 14:06:59 · answer #1 · answered by j;eaojtoig;45jho;54ihu;45hujt54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny -- I really like the 2-legged dog one!
2007-06-02 14:07:24 · answer #2 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are all funny. I've heard the second one, but it still makes me laugh.
The third one gave me a good laugh, too.
2007-06-02 16:58:36 · answer #3 · answered by le tigre24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute..lol
2007-06-02 14:07:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 02:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good bar humor, a star for you.
2007-06-02 14:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but none of those are funny.
2007-06-02 14:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Мəəĸά 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2007-06-02 14:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what? i feel stupid. am i the only one who doesn't get this....great, i am an idot.
2007-06-02 14:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by * 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel really dumb because I'm not getting it.
2007-06-02 14:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Kari 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋