I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngman
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
-- H.L. Mencken
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
-- Jay Leno
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every 12 minutes one is interrupted by dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
--Rod Serling
I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
-- Tom Lehrer
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple
2007-06-02 12:50:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Henny used to carry a photo of the detergents Joy and Pride. What do you suppose he asked people when he was asked about his children? Get it?
2007-06-02 12:53:48 · answer #1 · answered by James 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked 1 2 3 5 and 6.
2007-06-02 13:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True. Some people I know are always punctual so better to be on time.
2016-05-19 21:36:56 · answer #3 · answered by paulette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 12:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkey see, monkey do
-don't know who said it though
smeller the fellower ( when some said who farted)
-my mom said all the time
2007-06-02 13:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First two are keepers thx
2007-06-02 13:28:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....thanks
2007-06-02 13:01:08 · answer #7 · answered by gusomar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol these are funny... okay okay star for you =0)
2007-06-02 13:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by cast.no.shadow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....
FUNNY.
2007-06-02 12:57:31 · answer #9 · answered by *Kitty* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. these are great :]
2007-06-02 12:54:26 · answer #10 · answered by Kimberlyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋