# Maternity leave would last 2 years.......with full pay.
# There would be a cure for stretch marks.
# Natural childbirth would be obsolete.
# Morning sickness would rank as the world's number one problem.
# All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
# Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
# Men would be eager to commit.
# They wouldn't think twins were cute/hot.
# Sons would have to be home at 9pm sharp.
# Briefcases would be used as nappy bags.
# Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
# They'd stay in bed for the entire pregnancy.
# Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main courses.
# Women would rule the world.
2007-06-02 10:32:57 · 27 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The technical side would be pushing a baby out of the urethra pee hole (?) um? would that involve some tearing? if it did two years maternity leave for reconstructive surgery would be about right. Sorry to spoil your joke
2007-06-02 10:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I think men should get pregnate. Then Women will RULE the world. And they would have 2 go through labor... the pain and all.
2007-06-02 17:30:14 · answer #2 · answered by islandgrl2011 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman: moan , moan, moan.
Kitty...Dream on girl...
Reminds me of a story,
A man was in hospital with a dislocated collar bone and the female doctor was trying to replace it.The man was screaming in agony and the lady doctor was getting a bit fed up with him.
"There's a woman in the maternity ward who's just given birth to a 10lb baby and she didn't make half the noise you're making.."..........The man replied...
"You just try putting it back in ......!!"
2007-06-02 12:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. When they say it is a man's world, it is because they get everything too handy. I think your riddle explains the answer. Good one.
2007-06-02 23:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i would not mind if all the above was true plus no pain and messy bits X Cindy
2007-06-02 10:42:59 · answer #5 · answered by naughtysissycindy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! If men had peroids they would be bragging about how heavy a flow they had and how extremely painful it was each time.
2007-06-03 01:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of icecream? Oh I wish I could have Lime icecream
2007-06-02 11:25:23 · answer #7 · answered by David W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Your wrong though, women do rule the world, we just manage it for them and they let us feel important.
2007-06-02 10:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by BRAD H 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 12:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im just gonna pretend that i didnt hear that and move on to the next joke.
2007-06-02 10:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋