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The River:

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof!

God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof!

God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.

Poof!

He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

2007-06-02 10:27:19 · 9 answers · asked by theresa t 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Um-Hum!! I Knew we were the Smarter of the two sexes!! LOL. LOL.

Good one!

2007-06-02 11:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 1

Old one, the one I heard was a blond, redhead and brunette.

2007-06-02 17:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by Max 5 · 0 0

THAT WAS AWESOME!!! Lovely joke you deserve a star!! In fact more then one star! lol

2007-06-02 17:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by A 6 · 0 0

I love this joke! It is hysterical! Love it! 5 stars for sure!*****

2007-06-02 17:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by kellydinh77 2 · 0 0

lol good 1

2007-06-02 17:34:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

funny funny gal or guy wateva u r

2007-06-02 17:41:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-06-02 17:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Hawaii girl 2 · 0 0

lol that is too funny and true!!

2007-06-02 17:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh please, women are stupid, and never know directions!

2007-06-02 17:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0 5

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