A very shy lad goes to into a bar and sees a beautiful lass sitting at the bar.
After an hour of plucking up his courage (2 and 1/2 pints & 2 tequila shots) he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She answers by shouting, at the top of her voice, "No, I won't be sleeping with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is staring at them. The lad is mortifiably embarrassed, he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry for before, but I'm a uni student doing a psychology course. My thesis is on how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his voice, "What do you mean £200."
2007-06-02 10:25:28 · 22 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ye those psychology graduates truly annoy me too, especially those ones that don't offer you a bag for life or a help with packing when they can do it far quicker than anyone
2007-06-02 10:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Psychology section on Y!A is a pretty good candidate :)
2016-04-01 12:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-06-02 11:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 12:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like she got her own back. Good one.
2007-06-02 23:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - definitely a golden oldie.
Must remember to repeat that at work ...
2007-06-02 12:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Although I've heard it before, it was funny
2007-06-02 11:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i like to see psychology lighten up now and again
good joke though
2007-06-02 11:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really funny
2007-06-02 11:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny l ain't heard that one before. so you can have a star
you star,
2007-06-02 10:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋