what did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
dam.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fssssssssssh
ahah anyone else have any jokes?
2007-06-02 10:02:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, those were good. Here are mine:
Dinner: Waiter, there is no chocolate cake on this menu.
Waiter: No, sir, I wiped it off.
Dinner: That is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, sir, they spider on your bread will get it.
Dinner: Waiter, where can I sit to be served quickly?
Waiter: How about the restaurant next door?
2007-06-02 10:20:18 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What kind of fish lives in a sewing kit? A needle fish.
What kind of fish is spaced out? Celestial Eye.
What is the national fish of China? Dragon Fish
2007-06-02 19:45:05 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe good ones. Sorry but I don't have any fish jokes.
2007-06-02 17:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but fsssssshhhhh is one of my favourite jokes!!
diner;waiter! what's that fly doing in my soup?
waiter; i think it's the backstroke sir!
ok not strictly a fish joke but use your imagination
2007-06-02 17:06:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
You have a great evening, and Never let criticism get you down!
2007-06-02 18:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha cool fish jokes....
2007-06-02 17:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you should tell funny jokes, their a lot better!
2007-06-02 17:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol, someone eats too many Popsicles.
2007-06-02 17:06:07 · answer #8 · answered by artist9120 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry not to funny
2007-06-02 18:12:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you call that funny?
2007-06-02 17:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by ~I Am A Million Pieces Of The Sky 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋