Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-06-02 09:54:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was fantastic!! Oh! I loved it!! Very, very funny. Want to hear my blond joke?
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
2007-06-02 10:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's an incredible comedian tale!! i've got have been given a sparkling one for you... A blonde and a brunette have been in a combat. The blonde threw a grenade on the brunette. The brunette pulled out the pin and threw it back. You soooo get a celebrity!!!******=]
2016-12-12 09:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD LOL thats a GOOD blonde joke XD
2007-06-02 10:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by Drew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! That is such an awesome joke!
2007-06-02 10:50:02 · answer #4 · answered by kellydinh77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 10:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!
2007-06-02 09:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Raja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Star4u!
2007-06-02 11:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by nat b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-06-02 10:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard a different version of this
2007-06-02 09:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by ILikePie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i heard this one before and its still funny....
2007-06-02 10:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋