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Discussions:
1.) Pascal's Wager.
2.) Why we don't have morals.
3.) At our death bed will we accept Jesus.

Due to the nature of these topics we must all bring a designated driver.

Please bring a casserole (No Hamburger Helper please.) I will supply pie and cake.

Thank you.

2007-06-02 09:40:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

All the answers, ROTFLMAO

2007-06-02 09:53:11 · update #1

17 answers

oh wow, you need to get on the new mailing list. The Illuminati has been catering our meetings for the past two months.
On this month's agenda:
Lokasenna's overseas trip
How to promote the evolution agenda to take christians away from the church
voting: the color of the drapes to put in the satanic ritual room

Remember, email me or pangel for directions to tomorrow night's meeting.

2007-06-03 10:41:38 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2 0

Agreed. i'm agnostic and am neither attempting to transform human beings to agnosticism, nor am seeking to transform to a faith. i'm involved by faith, nevertheless, somewhat those i don't be attentive to plenty approximately. I additionally stay in an exceptionally small city it is predominantly white and Christian. There are merely some people who're of a faith or subculture different than what's already right here. becoming slightly, yet nonetheless very few. i don't be attentive to all and sundry that's no longer what I grew up with, yet would desire to through fact i like to a minimum of attempt to appreciate the worldwide I stay in. confident, I will never comprehend all of it, yet while there is a few way for me to realize out and study some thing new, i'm involved approximately it. notwithstanding if i'm no longer religious, maximum all of us is, so it is going to influence me in some way or yet another, so i'd desire to appreciate why human beings have self belief, notwithstanding if i do no longer myself.

2016-11-03 10:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by pabst 4 · 0 0

Man, I wish I was an atheist. You guys get to do all the fun stuff, like eat cake and formulate evil plots.

Anybody need a Christian designated driver? I promise not to disclose any of the discussed material with my religion's not-so-secret conspiracy to turn the US into a theocracy.

LOL

2007-06-02 09:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 9 1

Can i bring some Baby Casserole?

Yum!!

2007-06-02 10:20:49 · answer #4 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 3 0

It was supposed to be last evening but the shipment of Christian babies has been delayed until next Thursday.

2007-06-02 09:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Cool, see ya there. I'll be sure to bring my gay atheist pro-choice evolution-believing liberal boyfriend with me this time along with the usual box of Bibles and American flags to burn.

2007-06-02 09:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6 2

I'm free on Friday at 6.

2007-06-02 09:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

I would like to come, but I will be bombing abortion clinics that day... sorry.

Oh wait. Thats not me.

Thats THEM.

Doh!

2007-06-02 09:58:58 · answer #8 · answered by oneakmusic 2 · 3 0

oh godammit! how many times?! it's a SECRET evil atheist meeting! You have to stop blabbing to everyone!

2007-06-02 10:14:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

I don't like casserole... can I bring some pizza?

Oh, but I like cake! Can it be chocolate?

2007-06-02 09:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 6 2

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