..She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
..she thought a quarterback was a refund.
..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
..she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
..she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
..she thought General Motors was in the Army.
..she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
..she tripped over a cordless phone.
..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put "Sagittarius."
..she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
..she studied for a blood test.
..she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
..she sold the car for gas money!
..when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
..when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
..if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
Last but not least:
..she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for: This Goes In Front
2007-06-02 09:38:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Hilarious...my fave one was the Boys II men joke
2007-06-02 09:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by Bruins Fan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
theyre funny the first time you hear them but i heard mostly all of them esspecailly the quaterback was refund joke. that i heard a llloooooonnngggg time ago. to make it funnie you shouldve put what the jokes says like yo mamma is so stupid. i heard the jokes before I know what u talking about but others are probally confused by now
2007-06-02 16:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by Gill 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some of them were really funny but I tripped over a cordless phone once.......
2007-06-02 18:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-06-02 19:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ive heard most of em before, but you still need a good laugh once and a while
2007-06-02 16:41:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Yes very funny. Cute and innocent but funny!
2007-06-02 16:42:51 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Sure is! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs!
2007-06-02 19:01:49 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny but i thought whales lived in lake erie
2007-06-02 16:43:06 · answer #8 · answered by linsey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this equals a blonde!
2007-06-02 18:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by kellydinh77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya are these blond jokes just askin
2007-06-02 18:25:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋