Mine is Jonah and the whale, that gives me a good laugh, great fiction
2007-06-02 09:24:13 · 14 answers · asked by Jason Bourne 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like the one about the talking donkey myself (Numbers 22:28-30), though the story of Caleb giving his nephew a cousin to rape as a reward for conquering the city of Debir (Judges 1:12-13) is pretty good, too!
2007-06-02 09:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I can't remember the names or even where it is, but:
I like the one where a guy fought with an angel until the angel gave him a blessing.
I think God probably found this very humorous, yet felt pity on the poor guy to feel the need to do such a thing.
2007-06-02 16:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bit, from page 1 in the bible to the last word in the same book. great read.
2007-06-02 16:30:25 · answer #3 · answered by tony_shand2003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Matthew
28:17 And when they saw him,they worshiped him: but some doubted.
Even some of Jesus' apostles doubted that the allegedly risen Christ was really Jesus.
2007-06-02 16:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revelations. It has four goons on horses...a monster that comes out of the ocean...a prostitute that rides on a beast... evil locusts eating sinners flesh...and a dragon fighting a woman clothed in the sun...is it just me or would that make the GREATEST MOVIE EVER!?
2007-06-02 16:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The one where the rampaging she-bears maul 42 children after the children tease one of the prophets.
There's even an animated version of it:
http://www.seanet.com/~billr/xbs/DontdisElisha.htm
2007-06-02 16:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The one were Jason is burned to a cinder.
2007-06-02 16:29:35 · answer #7 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary divorce
2007-06-02 16:28:24 · answer #8 · answered by ubon 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that part where god tells his chosen to dash the babies on the rocks. No, wait; the part where tells his chosen to rape all of the virgins - no, oh darn, i can't decide.
2007-06-02 16:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by JACK 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love the Passion story because it shows how much the Son of God loved me.
2007-06-02 16:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by Kidd! 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋