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A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were stuck behind a particularly slow group of golfers. After three holes, they complained to the greenskeeper.
"Sorry, guys. That's a group of blind firefighters," he explained. "They lost their sight keeping our clubhouse from burning down last year, so we let them play through."
"That's so sad," said the priest. "I'll say a special prayer for them tonight."
"Good idea," the doctor agreed. "I've got a buddy who's an opthamologist. Maybe he knows something that'll help."
"I guess," the lawyer said. "But why can't they play at night?"
2007-06-02
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