A blind chap was walking along with his guide dog when all of a sudden the dog stopped and pee'd up the fellas leg, the blind chap put his hand in his pocket pulled out a biscuit and gave it to the dog! With that a stranger walked up to the unfortunate man and said " That has got to be the best bit of human kindness I've seen in a long time , your dog has just done a wee up your leg and you've give him a biscuit"
" Ah" said the blind chap " Thats so I know where his mouth is so I can give him a kick up the bum!"...................... and I cleaned that one up!
2007-06-02 08:53:19 · 14 answers · asked by stephensgaz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh you are rude Mrs Wisebonzi but I like you X
2007-06-03 06:14:53 · update #1
That was good...I've got a Service Dog...made me laugh all the way. They are sneaky, smart fellers!
Hey, I have one for you:
A tongue-twister.
Say this really fast, three times.
"Three smart fellers, they felt smart".
ROFLMAO
2007-06-02 19:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 09:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll pass this on along to my blind friend
2007-06-02 08:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 12:55:59 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Have a star, it's free.
2007-06-02 09:15:37 · answer #5 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of biscuit was it, and what did the dog say?
2007-06-02 08:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Liked it.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-06-03 08:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes good one, you got a star
2007-06-02 11:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice classic one
2007-06-02 10:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2007-06-02 08:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋