A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5000 dollars in the seatbelt competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart *** when he's drunk." Then, the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said: "Are we over the border yet"????
2007-06-02 08:51:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Just pure brilliance!
2007-06-02 11:02:07 · answer #1 · answered by fjerseyman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's kind of funny but it seems like something is missing. and what in the world is a seatbelt competition?!
2007-06-02 15:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by Alice 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well done 10/10
2007-06-02 16:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke but iv'e heard it so many times before I think ebaumsworld.
2007-06-02 16:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by Shutter Speed Is All You Need 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I'll bet there's a baggie of weed someplace, too! :-D
2007-06-02 16:03:49 · answer #5 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny Clo
keep them coming!
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2007-06-02 18:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! And probably true too.
2007-06-02 16:01:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh! I smell trouble!! LOL.
Good one!
2007-06-02 19:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clo....you got the jokes of the day...and a star from me ^^
2007-06-02 16:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock,knock y/a has a star joker
2007-06-02 16:12:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋