I thought this was cute "under the same management for 2000 years"
2007-06-02 08:33:14
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answered by Anonymous
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"Sun Worship 9AM "
My thought when I'd see it : ;D Good sign ....if this is "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Aztecs"
It was a small sign , so they had to be economical . Stayed that way for as long as I could remember (20 + yrs?) .They just changed it last year. Maybe the new pastor saw what I saw ?
2007-06-02 10:15:19
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answered by mikeinportc 5
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Here's are some...
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill up!
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours?
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
"Ch__ch -- Have you guessed what's missing. UR!"
2007-06-02 09:03:29
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answered by April 3
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There is one down the street I see on the way to work that says Don't live in the past because it destroys the present and bankrupts the future.
I like it because I feel I dwell on the past to much sometimes.
2007-06-02 08:36:46
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answered by Sean 7
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Church signs are a reflection of the church, and do not carry 'slogans'. They should be anointed, and always give a serious message, as they are seen by anyone who drives or walks by, and should therefore not be humorous, or 'cute', but spiritual. I saw one once that said "You should try our Sundays, they're better than Dairy Queen's."
To compare the spiritual moving of a holy God to ice cream is shallow, and silly at best.
2007-06-02 08:39:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I have 2 favorites.
Make the rapture a family affair and
Seven days without prayer makes one weak
2007-06-02 08:32:33
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answered by S 4
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I laughed at this one recently while yard sale hunting.
"Got questions? Don't Google it - ask GOD!"
That church always has rather witty signs. I drive by every week to see what the new one is.
2007-06-02 08:35:43
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answered by ReeRee 6
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Have fun with the one. The one and only Christ.
Got God?
(Halloween) The only ghost here is a holy one.
All woman who'd like to join the 'Little Mothers Club' please see the Priest in his personal office. (Okay I was kidding on that one)
2007-06-02 08:38:22
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answered by Anonymous
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On a VERY hot day in Tallahassee, FL a few years ago, I saw a church sign that said, "So you think it is hot here!"
2007-06-02 08:32:33
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answered by Kidd! 6
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AAAHHH! I wish I could remember the exact wording. It was something about "facing reality".
I thought about going back and taking a picture. [slaps himself in the head]
2007-06-02 08:40:27
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answered by Robot Devil 3
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