A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. ‘I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.’
So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the
party run to the pool to see what has happened.
In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.
2007-06-02 08:08:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, ‘I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?’ the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the microphone and says, ‘Why don’t we start with the name of the b*****d that pushed me in!’
2007-06-02 08:09:25 · update #1
I can't be as old as you Private parks, cause I have never heard of it.
2007-06-02 08:27:16 · update #2
Liked it...great...10/10 star
2007-06-02 09:33:58 · answer #1 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-12 09:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey your excellence is exceeded only by your beauty.
?? was that Sexist,,?Well if it was I coulnt help it . My wife
was in Mexico with my youngest daughter for two weeks
business issues kept me here anyhow . she has stated to me
that I have turned into a crazed Sexist Animal What the hell
is the matter with you? WHO Me ??? So I trying to reform He He I kn ew you would enjoy that Take Care..XoXo..
2007-06-02 14:36:47 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-06-02 11:58:28 · answer #4 · answered by Sawyer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
basically an old one on a different theme
its star time
2007-06-02 10:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!
funny and good joke
here enjoy a star
thanks for the laugh
2007-06-02 08:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one :D Have a star.
2007-06-03 10:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best
2007-06-06 02:06:01 · answer #8 · answered by AJAY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that is pretty funny!!!
Your good at getting cool jokes.
2007-06-02 10:02:31 · answer #9 · answered by The BecaNATOR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice old joke lol
2007-06-02 10:09:10 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋