to my beloved friend 'Me, Thrice Baked'. I accidentally deleted her lovely post on my 360 page, and now she is demanding that I start a religion in her name. Could you assist me with this? What should I call it? Do I need a 501c-3?
What types of rules or 'laws' should be included?
Thank you in advance for your assistance. It is greatly appreciated.
2007-06-02 07:07:41 · 11 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you can be HIGH priestess in this one Lok!
2007-06-02 07:11:52 · update #1
ok vicarious cynic for prophet!
2007-06-02 07:28:54 · update #2
Grim Jack: He who is in charge of ..... ;)
2007-06-02 07:48:18 · update #3
*Giggle* I love you.
And you.
And you! *Throws cookies to minions* You all may come and worship! And for goodness' sake, genuflect, wouldja?
I declare a Universal Day of Giving. Everyone will give me something on that day. ;-) The rest is entirely up to you and the rest of my minions, sweetheart!
The Church of the Thricehood welcomes you all. Have a cookie. Come sit on my lap and call me "Santa".
2007-06-02 08:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Here's some scripture for the start up!
The Blue Monster and the Green Cookie
Behold the day when the Blue Monster was alone in the kitchen and sad. The cookie recipe brought no joy - its ritual was empty, it's repetition meaningless. Behold the Revelation from the monster of the can - he appeared in her her 30 quart kitchen garbage with an ingredient for the cookies. "Shaped like Oscar, Smells like Oscar, makes Oscars grouchiness go away!" said the prophet. The Blue monster cooked his gift on low heat in butter, and added it liberally to the cookie recipe. Behold! The sadness lifted! Three cookies were eaten on that day, and glee and merriment reigned (until nap time).
2007-06-02 14:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Law Number 3: There are no Laws.
Loka:
Edit: I behave all the time.... Sometimes poorly but it is still behavior.
Edit2: Dibs on the title: He Who is in Charge of Absolutely Nothing.
Edit 3: Wait wait… Can I be the Archbishop of Indecision instead?
Edit 4: No wait... Strike that.....
Edit 5: Oh ****** I can't make up my mind.
Edit 6: How about Archbishop of Irritation?
Edit 7: Oooo Oooo I got it!!! The Archbishop of Jack S***!
Edit 8:
Law 4: Attempts to incite anarchy must be organized beforehand.
2007-06-02 14:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Will there be a second coming of Thricey and an Anti-cookie?
How about an ingredient rapture?
Will anybody turn into a pillar of cookies in the process?
2007-06-02 23:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by DEPRESSED™ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'll be temple prostitute.
A job I was born to fill.
All Hail Thrice! Let us meditate upon the many meanings of the Holy and Sacred Cookie.
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2007-06-02 15:46:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Motto: Convert ...or no cookies for you!
1st commandment: Thou shalt be generous with thy cookies, sharing them freely with thy brethren (and sistren)
2nd commandment: Thou shalt not partake of the boxed cookies of iniquity, for lo, they are full of preservatives and unpronounceable ingredients
3rd commandment: Thou shalt provide the milk for dipping, for it is a sacrament unto the cookie. Alternately, one can have a nice cuppa, for this too is holy and wholesome..
I reserve the right to be the Holy High Muckety Muck Approver of Cookies and Cookie Recipes. And woe to any who eat of the unsanctioned cookie!
2007-06-02 15:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by Raven's Voice 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Cookies! Yea!
Our beloved Thricey, how I adore thee...
*humbly places chocolate chips in the ingredient basket*
2007-06-03 10:15:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOOH... Lady Lokasenna as High Priestess? This gets GOOD! My vote is for skyclad ritual.... clothes are so boring. Could I do the ritual baths for all the hotties who are in charge?
_()_
2007-06-02 17:28:01 · answer #8 · answered by vinslave 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cookies for everyone who behaves themselves, I think should be a rule.
Oh and can I be like a priestess in this religion? I think it'd be cool.
2007-06-02 14:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think "If Moon was Cookie" should be a canonical hymn.
2007-06-02 14:42:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋