How corny is this?

Question

Bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings"

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."

Answer 1

Good grief

A new joke?
One that hasn't been appearing on here 17 times a day for the last 17 months?
Can this be?

Holy giggles, Batman

Answer 2

Cool Bear

Answer 3

on a scale of 1-10 that was about a 5 1/2

Answer 4

Why didn't he just eat the bartender? He could have had all the beer in the bar. Then they would have had a bear behind the bar in Billings boozing and biting a bartender, begrudging belittling and battering barfly's.

Answer 5

10/10

Answer 6

A talking bear is pretty corny.
This joke deserves a star

Answer 7

loved the joke 10/10 heres a star

Answer 8

Brilliant punch line Cowboy, didnt see that one coming, 10/10+star

Answer 9

Lol very corny, would be better with the bear replaced by some sort of angry cannibal

1 star!

:) xx

Answer 10

Funny.