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He probably just thought you said "Comma Sutra" and thought you were commenting on his poor grammar.

2007-06-02 05:41:36 · answer #1 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0 0

Perfect answer to a domineering, self-righteous man As a
matter of factual survey, about 70% of women are not orgasmic with the standard missonary position. While his wife may be okay with it, she may appreciate your suggestion. The Bible is good reading, but was written over several centuries by different authors, and is not to be forced on anyone. If God is talking to your neighbor, ask him to find
out, for me, what the stock market will do, and when the war
in Iraq will end, like something we can all use. In my personal
experience, Christians seem to be the most dictatorial group
with the least empathy for others. Be happy and tell your good
neighbor to go play on the freeway. Best wishes

2007-06-02 05:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by tylernmi 4 · 0 0

I like your response best! Did your neighbor even know what the Kama Sutra is?

2007-06-02 04:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. I totally agree with you. If someone has the audacity to tell you to do something whether you want to or not, you have the right and the privledge to say what you said or something like it. Not many people have the guts you do. But remember, if this person is a friend, eventually you will have to apologize which would be a good time to tell him not to try to force his beliefs on you.

2007-06-02 05:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by joshdavis55555 2 · 0 0

you could also tell him..to find a better wife..because he looks a little blind..if he reads the bible while his wife reads kamasutra...actually i think his only real love is God.when you love somebody you don't want to hear about positions..of kamasutra you are jsut happy that he/she is next to you..first of all..and you are happy that you can sleep with the person you love..you know that there are people who loved eachj other and never could have sex..because of the society while there were people who never loved each other but they had all kind of sex..?

2007-06-02 05:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everyone is learning something everyday...... no exception to God.

I do believe God wants me to remind him that he should read the scientific magazine, especially the evolution.

2007-06-02 05:01:02 · answer #6 · answered by Vector_The Positivism 2 · 0 0

Well. It might have been a little offensive but funny too. Did she mention any thing to you or we're you just making it up ? I think it's quite funny. Did you say it seriously or in a joking way ?

laughing. :)

2007-06-02 05:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥..::Amy::..♥ 3 · 0 0

LMAO!!!! Did your neighbor then ask the form you knew? wager that could close him precise the hell up nevertheless. Hilarious! you're cracking me up - i'm going to be guffawing approximately this all day

2016-10-09 07:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Next time say nascar or a cult. Youl roll over laughing.

2007-06-02 04:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by PushSucharaX 3 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-06-02 04:59:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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