Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
2007-06-02 04:22:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls’ nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2007-06-02 04:23:05 · update #1
cutelips you are a foul mouthed ***** and I don't find you funny either
2007-06-02 08:00:53 · update #2
Honey!
I loved the joke. Ignore the miseries. some people have no sense, or sense of humour
PS your response was just right
PPS I'm good at giving advice , but I've given up telling jokes 'cos I can;t stand the criticism.
2007-06-05 01:43:57 · answer #1 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i didnt get a laugh because the husband took it to well
2007-06-02 11:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dutchess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-06-03 06:09:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha I bet someone is going to paying more attention next time. He He He..
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2007-06-02 22:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-06-02 11:28:15 · answer #5 · answered by Aries5821 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!
2007-06-02 11:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by David 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a quality joke
me being an ex-fireman
its star time
'specially for you
2007-06-02 13:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, this is something that would happen to me and my friends.â¥j
2007-06-02 12:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wicked,love it!!! laughed alot at that one.
xxx
2007-06-02 11:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. star for you. dont mind that girl who insulted you. we got eyes to see who is wrong for ourselves. :)
2007-06-05 00:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋