2007-06-02 01:57:00 · 4 answers · asked by network 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man is on his deathbed and feels the need to confess to his wife that he had many affairs during their years of marriage. She looks at him and says, "I know. That's why I poisoned you." A cop stops a man who's speeding. Everytime the cop asks the man a question the wife tries to say something and the man yells at her and insults her. The cop asks the wife if her husband is always so rude to her and she says, "No, just when he's drunk".
2007-06-02 02:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Debra D 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bad cough
Outside a chemist in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen.
The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant and asks, "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?"
Assistant replies, "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help."
Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now."
Assistant replies, "Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives on the market... Now he won't dare cough!"
2007-06-02 18:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the hurricane say to the palm Tree???
Hold on to you nuts this isn't no ordinary ********!!! LOL
2007-06-02 09:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by StAr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-06-02 09:27:22 · answer #4 · answered by Aqua 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋