i called your boyfriend gay and he whacked me with his purse.
my favorite word begins with F and ends in U C K, my favorite word is firetruck, what'd you think I'd say?
There was a duck. He went down the way to store. There he said, to the manager, "Got any grapes?" and the manager coolly replied, "Nope."
Tomorrow there was a duck. Yep, the same duck. He went down the way to the store. There he said, to the manager, "Got any grapes?" and the manager a little flustered replied, "You again? We still don't have grapes, okay?!" the duck hurried out.
Tomorrow the duck returned. He said, "Got any grapes?" "NO! IF YOU ASK ME THAT ONCE MORE, I WILL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THAT COLUMN!" The manager fumed, pointing to the roundish pole that went from the ceiling to the floor (a column). the duck left.
The next day, however, the duck went back to the store. "I'm getting you and nailing you, too!"
"But i haven't asked, yet!"☺
"Oh alright."
"Got any nails?"☺
"Well, no."
"Got any grapes?" ☺
2007-06-02 00:52:46 · 32 answers · asked by callyflower 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those were good jokes. lmao
2007-06-02 00:57:32 · answer #1 · answered by bilbo b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the first two, still funny, though. The duck one was hilarious. 10/10 and a star for you
2007-06-02 03:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny but the duck one is even funnier
2007-06-09 04:30:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Pretty Good
2007-06-09 18:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The duck one is too cute.
2007-06-08 18:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mastershake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow the one with the duck is so hilarious!roflol! (rolling on floor laughing out loud)
2007-06-02 00:56:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO @ trying to move the pencil across the desk using the force! A star for you!
2016-04-01 11:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Leigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved your jokes.
i didnt think youd say f***,really.
if you got more,email me.
also, you this:
what is something that "the taller it is the happier women get"
money bill,what'd you think I'd say? you pervert!
2007-06-09 21:50:34 · answer #8 · answered by Curious M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Cute faces.
2007-06-09 06:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. An oldie, but a goodie.
2007-06-09 21:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the firetruck one that was pretty good.
2007-06-07 04:15:26 · answer #11 · answered by kirstenw83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋