I'm convinced my dog would be tut tutting me and telling me my shoes are cos she wants to go on a walk NOW
2007-06-01 23:57:52 · 31 answers · asked by bee bee 6 in Pets ➔ Dogs
Why do you get to sleep on the bed ?
2007-06-02 00:04:49 · answer #1 · answered by stoutseun69 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dogs would likely thank me for not feeding them crapinabag grain filled dog food day in and day out for their entire lives. They eat a raw diet of fresh foods something different each day. They would thank me for learning about over vaccination and keeping them healthy with knowledge and then they would ask me if we could go to Dairy Queen everyday. lol
2007-06-02 07:52:00 · answer #2 · answered by Freedom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets kill the cat, eat the contents of the fridge, pee on the floor, attack the couch, get the car put the windows down, I'll put my head out the window and we'll go to the butchers!
2007-06-02 07:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my dog would say why do you feed me the cheap dog food and eat steak yourself, you have treated me just like a dog . leaving me on a chain and calling me a mangy mutt and im tired of you scooping up my poop and throwing in across the fence in our neigbor yard...and that time the neigbors dog was in heat you locked me in the shed and woudn,t let me near the female dog...and you call yourself human..i drother be in a dog pound than her at this dump...your kid throw rocks at me and me tied up and can,t dodge..i live a dog life here for sure my dog would say..
2007-06-02 07:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me ur car keys & wallet, I'm going to Pet Smart.
Tonight I'm sleeping in the bed & ur sleeping in the laundry room.
Give me the damn remote!
Kibble again!
2007-06-02 07:16:22 · answer #5 · answered by Image Maker 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She would say.. look, there's the lead, there's your shoes, hello!! I'm not standing here to look pretty'. then when she is out on her walk its 'noooo, I'm stopping here, I want to smell this blade of grass, stop pulling at me, oh hold on, I'll just pee again'
2007-06-02 11:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Christine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
er he says bannana with his cry when we go out in the car he would say loving stuf and i want a walk walk lead walk park etc hes funny
2007-06-02 07:41:32 · answer #7 · answered by tiger katy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what my dog would tell me, she has the permanent look of "just try it and I'll bite you", she is a miserable contancerous old git, I can't even look at her and I get a dirty look and growled at!!
2007-06-02 07:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you asked. I think that most dogs would be saying "Please treat me like a dog. I do not need a coat on I have a fur one already". They would also say "Please put me on the floor. I have four legs to stand on" They would definitely say "Please. Don't give me chocolate. I love it but you will KILL me" They would also say "Don't yell at me for barking - I am a DOG!"
They would also say. "Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose - STOPPIT!"
They would also say "I don't want any haircut that involved Bows or Ribbons..I AM A DOG!"
2007-06-02 07:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Collie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably something like this.......'look, you know I'm right really - it's much easier to do things MY way, you know it is, so why not just give in and then we can get on with enjoying my life.'
2007-06-02 13:20:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nip 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we just got a new puppy for company for my dog ruby, everytime she looks at me im sure she is saying " yeah nice one now i get to share my bed, my food, my garden and my mum and i all i get in return is that thing hanging off my ears"!!!! seemed like a good idea at thetime!
2007-06-02 07:15:25 · answer #11 · answered by jojo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋