I'm thinking about just giving up being gay, because I know from your responses that I woke up one day and chose to be gay. So, today I've decided I'll just go straight. Which one of you eligible christian women would like to date me? Let me tell you a bit about me. My favorite color is pink. I love love love stuffed animals and my favorite movie is Beaches. I love to shop. I have a slight lisp, and some of my friends think I have a limp wrist at times, but I don't think so. I drive a chevy malibu, I know that will impress the ladies! Plus, my mom taught me how to crochet and cross stitch. Those are my favorite hobbies. Also, sometimes I like to go bowling. I'm not any good at other sports. Other sports are boring anyway. Oooo ooo! If we get serious, I bet your parents would love me, because I love to talk a lot. Especially about decorating, and cooking. Hit me up if you want to be my girlfriend....thanks and god bless!
2007-06-01 23:50:23 · 10 answers · asked by Jay S 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I just bought my Malibu....it is a 2005....
2007-06-02 00:11:30 · update #1
MiD - My path is not crooked.
2007-06-02 00:12:32 · update #2
MiD - Plus, you didn't say if you want to date me or not.
2007-06-02 00:12:55 · update #3
You sound like quite the catch. Why don't we have a R & S Dating Game? We'll round up all the eligible young God-fearing ladies, and you can ask them a series of questions pertaining to interior design, culinary arts, Bette Midler classics, and God. Then, in the triumphant finale, you'll choose a pious young woman to call your own.
On Wednesday nights, she'll play Scattegories with friends, and you'll enjoy cheese and wine-tasting adventures with a young Scandinavian lifeguard named Sven. She'll politely refrain from asking you about the pink speedo she found in your car, and you'll refrain from asking her about the Dawkins book you found stashed in her glove compartment.
Sounds like a modern day Cinderella story to me.
2007-06-02 00:06:51 · answer #1 · answered by LeilaK 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Romans 1 says why you are gay. There are a few steps.
Verse 18 - you suppressed or restrained or hindered the way of the truth by your wickedness - adikia.
Verse 21 - you failed to glorify and give thanks to God.
Verse 22 - you tried your hand at "wisdom".
Verse 23 - you turned images of perishing creatures - humans and animals - into the image of the glory of God.
Verse 24 - you were given over to the degrading of your body with others of a similar ilk. You might have a thing about uncleanness or profligacy - akatharsia.
Verse 25 - you worship and serve created beings now. (Ktisis - the act of founding, establishing, building etc)
I noticed that the Salvation Army campaign, as well as the way Jehovah's Witnesses work, focusses on four main charity or "we help you, you help us" type endeavours - housing, childcare, cleaning businesses, and cuppa chats with widows. The three legal fronts of organised crime are building construction, trash hauling and gambling, like the ancient Egyptian triad of Creator / Destroyer / Administrator or Game-player. This is different to Christianity, where the charity is supposed to be food, clothing, visits to the sick and imprisoned and giving directions or hospitality to strangers. (Matthew 25:35, 36) I think childcare comes into it in an overly worshipful way. Children are expected to be the light and joy of the world and it's too much for them to act as other people's gods and goddesses. But why is it always "starting up" cleaning businesses? It doesn't take that much. You just get some cleaning stuff and wipe it over something and then wipe it off. I think it's to have somebody handy to clean up crime scenes if necessary. I think the housing is about prostitution. The charity concerns of food, clothes are different to the pagan ethic, wherein people enjoy chasing those things, like Asterix and Obelix, or kids with the ice cream van - Matthew 6:31-34.
In order to "go straight", you would have to do the following.
Proverbs 3:5, 6 - "trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight."
2007-06-02 00:11:11 · answer #2 · answered by MiD 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-09-05 19:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your real name Daniel? Because my niece had, and STILL has, a crush on a guy just like you. She wanted to date him, but since he's gay, he wasn't interested.
In high school, I had a crush on a guy like you, myself. He was sweet, funny, sensitive, kind-hearted, fun to hang out with, and just so HAPPY. He was one of my best friends, actually.
Oh, and Chevy Malibus are sexy. What year is yours?
2007-06-01 23:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserve to be somebody's b*tch. Plus ambiguously gay will only attract hags anyways.
2007-06-01 23:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you feel about a celibate woman of mature years?
2007-06-01 23:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We do not make fun of your homosexuality, so why are you trying to make fun of us? Go back and reread your question. I am sure you will see that the joke's on YOU!
By the way, are you suggesting that since you are not good enough for the ladies, you'll stick to men?
2007-06-01 23:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by LovablyMe 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I dont date..But you actually sound cool to hang out with.
2007-06-02 02:04:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I think I'm going to go lesbian now. I talk to you later if I DECIDE to go strait again.
2007-06-02 00:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if i'm amuslim and........
i...i'm on search of boyfriend too
but i have the same interest with you
do religion matters with you because i likeit if my boyfriend is the gay!! they're cute
2007-06-01 23:55:27 · answer #10 · answered by rudz 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋