my friend was retiring and to celibrate we went to the local pub.
a young wise guy came over and asked what are you celibrating, retirment he said ,well can i have your job when you leave ? yes you can said my pall you can start at 8 o0clock on monday, what does it entail he asked . well said my pall My job is a tester at the local durex factory, i pick one out at random from the conveyor belt every day and go and shag the secretary who by the way is a beauty, great said this young man, two weeks ent by and we were out in the local again haveing a pint when in came this young man again with a real bad attitude he asked what is the matter you have a new job money in your pocket, and a job for life, well he, you never said it was a fortnight in hand,
2007-06-01 22:45:23 · 6 answers · asked by me again 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
soggy bum I am a female so make you own **** wet,
2007-06-01 23:24:40 · update #1
teeni one, neither did the secretary
nor the new guy,
2007-06-01 23:26:04 · update #2
soggy bum he was a w-a-n-k-e-r- just like you
2007-06-01 23:29:01 · update #3
good old one but you have to realize ther are a lot of wankers on here that will not get the joke, some will not even know what a durex is for , only to blow up at parties, or to pull over their heads,
2007-06-02 02:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by mr T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-01 22:52:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was that English you were using?
2007-06-02 02:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA!Really funny!
2007-06-01 22:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that makes no sense, did the best part of you roll down your moms leg?
2007-06-01 23:08:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don' get it
2007-06-01 23:02:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋