Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. After bringing in all the luggage, the guy says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"
She says "Well put them between my legs and I will warm them up."
Later he goes out to catch a few fish for lunch and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well put them between my legs and I'll warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out to chop wood for the night. When he returns, he again says,"Honey, my hands are really freezing!"
She (smiles) and says, "Darn Honey, don't your EARS ever get cold?"
2007-06-01 21:14:27 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha very good honey, my ears are cold heehee
2007-06-05 15:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dr Doom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful Honey... very repeatable I am getting to be
a favorite to the bar tenders here. Trying extremely hard from keeping my answer from being Sexist but I am going to say
it anyway...Yeahh...xoxo
2007-06-01 22:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by Robert B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Always get cold feet lol
2016-04-01 11:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey as usual that was good. I always wondered what was your favorite sex act. Now I know.
2007-06-02 13:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Ooouu!!
2007-06-04 12:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-06-01 22:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They get better and better...brilliant 10/10 and a star
2007-06-01 22:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-01 22:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went out for a peeeee. I came back and said to my girlfriend...
I had to pee in the cold and my d**k is frozen solid.......
2007-06-06 05:48:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey, my day is already getting better!!
2007-06-01 21:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋