1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
12) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
2007-06-01 19:21:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha. This one was actually used on me once.
Him: Do you wanna go turkey shooting?
Me: I'm not sure........
Him: Come on, I shoot, you gobble.
Didn't work.
2007-06-01 19:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by hurricane197 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of these, here's a few I heard of too, but their red neck put down lines.
1.) Yer so ugly and I'm sick of you. I'd rather shave my dog's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
2.) Yer slicker than spit on a patent leather shoe.
3.) Don't act all dumpy on me, I'm not yer toilet.
4.) You remind me of a rear end of a donkey; your nose is the tail and your mouth is the b u t t hole.
5.) Don't p i s s on my leg and tell me it's raining.
6.) Where, where are you tonight? Why did you leave me home all alone?
I've searched the world over and thought I found true love, you found another and pftttt!!!!! ..you were gone.
2007-06-02 02:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aiiiiyyyyeeeeeeeee. Tastes like Chicken!
2007-06-02 02:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a couple of 'em. #7 & 11. He didn't mean nothin' by it though. Turns out he's a good husband.
2007-06-02 02:31:33 · answer #4 · answered by Just Jane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the mirror in your pants but i have heard the other ones
2007-06-06 13:33:45 · answer #5 · answered by L0V3_$T0N3D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in the deep south. ROFLMAO. Never heard these before.
2007-06-06 13:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by 0219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 05:27:10 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We could have a ball if you play along. Eight was good.
2007-06-02 03:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You stole my little black book of chat up lines I used to use.
2007-06-02 02:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha never heard any of em but they are all awsome and funny
2007-06-06 19:27:17 · answer #10 · answered by isurangie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋