A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssombody stole my car," the man replies.
The cop asks... "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss at the end of thiss key" the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's penis is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and, without missing a beat, blurts out...
"SON OF A GUN! THEY GOT MY GIRL FRIEND, TOO!"
2007-06-01 19:18:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-06-01 19:48:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can picture Dudley Moore portraying the drunk.
Good joke!
2007-06-02 09:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha hehehe i really liked dat joke.
2007-06-02 02:46:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sumgurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-02 05:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hillarious! Star for your efforts!
2007-06-02 04:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pebbles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It just wasn't his night!! Poor Guy! LOL.
.....and thanks for all the laughter tonight. I've enjoyed your Posts. Take care, My Friend.
2007-06-05 22:38:33 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha-ha!!! Good joke!
2007-06-02 02:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good. I liked it
2007-06-02 02:23:02 · answer #8 · answered by Hitesh Dhanwani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wo! That was good!
2007-06-02 05:37:21 · answer #9 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol where do u get these
2007-06-02 02:44:58 · answer #10 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was good
2007-06-05 22:59:37 · answer #11 · answered by hello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋