Why won't God give me decent cell phone coverage?

Answer 1

Lol! I just asked about him interrupting the phone calls, too!

(((big hugs!)))

Answer 2

why! do you expect god to give you cell phone coverage. the job of god is not that of a cell phone tower or anything. if you do not have a decent cell phone coverage try consulting the cell phone company . if it dose not work try another connection with better coverage.

if that also do not work
make sure you make your call from the top of a tall building ( or even a coconut tree is fine)
trust me it works

Answer 3

There was once a professor who would start every semester by holding a piece of chalk up and claiming that if God existed God would prevent the chalk from breaking when the professor dropped it.

One Semester as the professor held up the chalk a student raised his hand. Startled the professor asked, "Some defense of God?"

"No said the student, just a challenge to your assumption. Let's assume that you claimed that I did not exist and my not stopping the chalk from hitting the ground proved I did not exist. Do you think I would dive from my seat to catch the chalk, or, do you think I would sit here and think to myself 'What a fuc*ing as*hole' and watch you drop the chalk to prove I don't exist even though anyone with a fuc*ing brain can see that I am right here".

"My, what a mouth you have for a Christian," said the professor, "I thought Christians couldn't use that kind of language."

"Who said I was Christian?" asked the student, "I just have enough of a brain to know total BullSh*t when I hear it."

Answer 4

You don't need a cell phone to talk to God! Just go somewhere where your alone & get on your knees & start talking. When you talk your praying. Take your bible with you & read it also. God will talk with you from His Word the bible.
As far as cell phone coverage to talk to other people you get what you pay for.

Answer 5

Because the good Lord must have it out for you because of something you did wrong. He usually starts with making you choose a bad cell phone carrier and then it's all down hill from there.

Answer 6

Brother, she so wants to give you good cell phone coverage, all you need to do is promise to listen, I mean really listen, to every telemarketer who calls you. If you do this for at least ten years you are bound to finally receive god's righteous calling area.

Answer 7

Where I used to live, I couldn't get ANY cell phone service. You had to drive 10 miles to where the nearest tower was.

It sucked.

Maybe God just doesn't want you to get a tumor in your head? Should I write a haiku about it? :)

Answer 8

I dont know, I go with Bhuda, awesome cell phone coverage, works great with Karma minutes too... what goes around comes around, so the more I talk, the more minutes I get!

$12.65 a MONTH~ :D

Answer 9

God prevent you from using your cell phone. Because , main shareholder of the cell phone provider is Atheist.

Next time, made sure your cellphone provider's main share holder is Christian if you are going to use in US

And is Muslim if you are going to use in Arab countries and some part of Asia.

Answer 10

You're kidding right?
Like someone said he's busy with important things and cell phone coverage isn't one of them.

Answer 11

Oh, but He does! Whenever you're about to say something that you maybe shouldn't... He drops your call. That's a fringe benifit to being All Powerful and All Knowing.

Happens to me all the time! Hell, I dial the number, hear them say, "Hello?" and ____________. Gotta redail. I thought it was Verizon at first... but, nah, the Christians have me convinced that everything's about God. So I blame Him, too!