Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were fishing one day when Boudreaux pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Thibodeaux for a light.
"Shure, I got a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Jiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Boudreaux, taking the huge Bic lighter in his
hands. "Where did yew git dat monster??" "Well," replied Thibodeaux, "I got
it from my Genie."
"You gots a genie in dat tackle box?" Boudreaux asked.
"Yep, I shure got one. It's right here in my tackle box," says Thibodeaux.
"Could I see him?"
So Thibodeaux opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Boudreaux says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your
Master, will yew grant me one wish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Boudreaux asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back
into the tackle box leaving Boudreaux sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is soon filled with the sound of a million ducks ... flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Boudreaux yells at Thiboduaux. "Jumpin'
Jimminy Crickets! I axed for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Thibodeaux answers, "Yup, I forgot to tell yew dat genie is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I axed for a* 10-inch Bic?"*
2007-06-01 17:41:24 · 5 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL Thanks for the laugh! Loved it.
2007-06-01 18:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Eudora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-02 05:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, but it easily converts to metrics...
2007-06-02 03:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sey ti saw yrev ynnuf!!
2007-06-02 00:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao yes it was very funny. I needed that thanks.
2007-06-02 00:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by innvisible_shadow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋