this is 2007 already, i just prayed really hard, and god told me that jesus is coming tomorrow!!
yes, he is coming for real now!
we have waited for 2007 years, all god believing christians, are you prepared?!
your bible told us that jesus will come back again, and tomorrow is the day!
2007-06-01 17:34:50 · 28 answers · asked by hot dude 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
don s, i am not joking, it is for real
you know, they keep telling those good christians that jesus is going to come back again for the last 2007 years!
it was not a lie at all! it was not something that they made up to fool people for the last 2007 years!
it is for real! how can your beloved jesus lie to us for so long, no, that can't be jesus's loving nature
and you all believe in prays, so i pray really hard, and god told me that jesus is coming!
jesus never lies, god knows everything, and he chose me to tell you all that jesus is coming!
2007-06-01 17:46:55 · update #1
for those who quoted bible, do you know that god doesn't speak english?
so those words you quoted were translation, and anytime when you translate something, you are risking mis-translation, so don't quote your bible as if those are god's real words
2007-06-01 17:53:13 · update #2
Funny how jesus keeps threatening to come back and take over the world and torment anyone who doesn't obey his 'law', but he just never shows up.
2007-06-01 17:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yell Right!
Matthew 24:25-28 Jesus says; Behold, I have told you before. Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
In Matthew 24:43 Jesus also says; But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.
Here we have Jesus metaphorically speaking of himself as a thief. Now we all know that a thief does not announce his attentions. It is only after we have return home, and see the the damage and in aftermath. That we realizes a thief had broken in, ransacked our dwellings and made off (the Rapture) with our valuables.
2007-06-01 17:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by n_007pen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not telling the truth!
Jesus is coming back but not tomorrow!
I don't know when Jesus is coming back but I know when He's not coming back!
Jesus is not coming back tomorrow or at least for the next 3 1/2 years!
Read Matt. 24, Mark 13 & Luke 21. In them Jesus tells of things that will happen before He returns & they all haven't happened yet. He will return at the end of the great tribulation & it lasts for 3 & a half years & it hasn't started yet. Anyone who says He could come back at anytime isn't telling the truth. Read Luke 21:8 I've heard many false preachers say He could come back tonight, I guess when Jesus says these other things must happen before He returns, they believe that he lied about it!
We should be ready at all times for we may die at anytime but Jesus won't be back until the time is right!
2007-06-01 17:50:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmm, talking against scripture? God's Holy Word clearly states we are not to put dates on the Second Coming of Jesus. That only God the Father knows exactly when that time will be. Our bible does say that Jesus will come again, but you are not God, therefore this is a ridiculous question. The signs show the time is near, but dates are a no no.
2007-06-01 17:41:57 · answer #4 · answered by connie 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All those human beings on YouTube are the two hallucinating or mendacity. Do you have self belief all of us that tells you that they've had a innovative and prescient of a few thing coming? Epic rational thinking fail. Even for a Christian, Malachai above me is nice - the Bible itself teaches that no it is straightforward to no the time while Jesus will come, if he even is coming.
2016-11-03 09:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the "your bible" in the statement this isn't a serious question.... it's a mockery.
And, you are nothing but an *** who likes to pick at people you don't even know.
*claps for you*
2007-06-01 17:47:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You realize that Jesus teaches about people like you in Matthew 24:23-24.
BTW You are a few great signs and wonders short, however.
2007-06-01 17:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Can He wait until 4:00 pm? I am booked with a few meetings tomorrow and I can't afford to be fired from my job.
2007-06-01 17:37:52 · answer #8 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
HOORAY FOR YOU! You are now the 1,000,000,000 person to claim that they know when jesus is coming back. Give yourself a pat on the back.
2007-06-01 17:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-05 01:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋