A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"
"Well, yes, but only once."
"Once is all it takes" he replied.
Then the torso came out and it was yellow.
"Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?"
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian.
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said.
He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!"
2007-06-01 15:59:05 · 17 answers · asked by Don't make me beg!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see, thats the future of paris hilton
2007-06-01 18:19:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good job girl i love it somuch this is the most funniest joke that i had ever heard in my life and high 5 girl because you rocks and thanks for the laugh because you really did nail this one lol 10/10 and plus i had just gave you a star because i really do love your joke girl and take care.
2007-06-01 16:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-01 22:47:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that was just so funny....the funniest one that made me laugh the hardest so far tonight.......and I am half asleep....just too good!!!!!!!
2007-06-01 16:07:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mom of Four 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2007-06-01 16:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that poor dog.
2007-06-01 16:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's just plain sick!
2007-06-01 16:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by mark b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty but it made me laugh
2007-06-01 16:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by kris b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no comment.
2007-06-01 16:13:36 · answer #9 · answered by ♥me, myself and i♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwweee/....funny though..lol...
2007-06-01 16:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋