On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."
The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.
Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"
He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower.
He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."
At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."
He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."
2007-06-01 15:55:36 · 9 answers · asked by Don't make me beg!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-01 22:44:42 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our wedding ceremony exchange into very low key. We have been given married with kinfolk, had dinner with kinfolk and then went homestead to get the toddler waiting for mattress. We didn't want an excellent wedding ceremony through fact we knew we could be drained and under pressure afterwards, it additionally ensured that we the two ate on our wedding ceremony day as we've been to weddings the place the bride and groom by no capacity have been given an excellent gamble to consume.
2016-12-18 11:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long and thick does the trick, my mother used to say.
Seems like a lifelong marriage of stupids is off to a good start.
2007-06-01 15:59:18 · answer #3 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-06-01 16:16:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥me, myself and i♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-06-01 15:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Isabella R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one! very funny!
2007-06-01 19:26:19 · answer #6 · answered by marieLLe.ü 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL xD
2007-06-01 18:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... that's a good one..............
2007-06-01 15:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by Digz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wedding night duh
2007-06-02 04:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by danielle 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋