Is that position still available?
2007-06-01 15:16:26 · 23 answers · asked by rebekkah hot as the sun 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am Satan
2007-06-01 15:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by sahara_springs 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan is worse than any-ones nightmare. Please pay very close attention to what his nature and intent is. Jesus said that Satan only comes to steal, kill and destroy.
If Satan could have full access to any and everyone this world as you know it would quickly come to a violent end. If the Lord removed his mercy from you right now at least one of Satan's demons would make your life unbelievably miserable and then when they grow bored with you they would kill you in the most despicable manner.
I know some people think that God is silent and disengaged from us here on earth but nothing can be further from the truth.
Sin may sound corny and outdated but all it actually means is doing something that is producing death down the road. Even though the thing we are doing may feel good and even look good God knows that in the end it will destroy us and some of those who are intertwined with our lives including the generation yet to be born. In effect God is actually trying to save us from ourselves!
There is a way to live that is fun and does not carry the mark of death. However it does takes great effort to break away from the spell of sin but the reward is great! Remember, with God all things are possible.
2007-06-01 22:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, sorry dear. I've already filled it. However, if you'd like to play the role of Satan's horn-filer, toenail-clipper, and concubine, I'd be happy to hold an interview next Tuesday.
Just pray with your hands pointing toward the floor, I'll hear you quite easily.
2007-06-01 22:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Convictionist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, there are many Satans on R&S.
There's the one that rings our doorbells and runs away.
There's the Robot Devil.
Theres the llittle "Original Nintendo video game era" looking Satan.
I'm sure that I'm missing someone ....
2007-06-01 22:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by ◦Delylah◦ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A confusing question. I'm going to assume that you mean that everyone tries force their stupid opinions on others. That is indeed, half the attraction of this site. They like to puff up their egos. If you are looking for some 'bad guys', who use sarcasm, and reverse psychology to force their opinions on people, look in the section on racism, and sexism. There are some genuine racists, and some sarcastic fakes, and it is eerily difficult to tell the difference.
2007-06-01 22:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dinosaur 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A lot of people don't want to admit that God exists so they claim to be God so make there petty little lives better. Think about it if you are atheist you believe when you die, that's it your gone. So there lives are so boring they need to entertain themselves somehow.
2007-06-01 22:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Rachel ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, God was my back-up position. I originally applied for Satan's position, but I was put on a waiting list :( .
2007-06-01 22:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What forum are you on? I have never seen anyone claim to be god.
2007-06-01 22:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by punch 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to sleep, Becky. No one here claims to be God. and the devil is here, accusing Christians 24 hours a day......Just read on.......
2007-06-01 22:20:54 · answer #9 · answered by Lazarus 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OK Ya found me out. I think it was probably the long pointed tail sticking out in back that gave me away.
2007-06-01 22:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋