George W. Bush is visiting yet another elementary school. He asks the children to give him an example of a tragedy. A little girl raises her hand and says that if her best friend was walking down the street and was hit by a car and killed that would be a tragedy. Dubya says "No, that would be an accident." A little boy raises his hand and says that if his entire class was on a bus for a field trip and the bus was hit by a train and everyone was killed, that would be a tragedy. Dubya says "No, that would be a great loss." Way in the back of the class Little Johnny raises his hand and Dubya calls on him. "Can you tell me what an example of a tragedy would be, Johnny?" Johnny says, "If you and Mrs. Bush were on Air Force One and were fired on by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy." Dubya says, "Very good. Now can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?" Johnny says, "Well, it wouldn't be an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss!"
2007-06-01 14:50:15 · 9 answers · asked by Bark at the Moon 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fyouimatwirp...This joke was meant for Dunya. It would have made no sence if it would have been for Clinton!
2007-06-01 17:29:36 · update #1
ROFLMAO!!!! That definitely made my day!!
2007-06-01 15:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer undergo in techniques the two of their jokes, yet i comprehend George Bush isn't that humorous. He can no longer have sufficient money to be, considering the fact that he's working a conflict, and attempting to avert American casualties. He has too lots to be demanding approximately. If human beings choose for to chortle as a replace of crying, they could watch previous due night with Jay Leno.
2016-10-06 11:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by gazdecki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so Hilarious!!! In my watchlist as well as others! I starred it too! I told that to my friends and they just died!! of course if they really died it would be a tragety but probably not a great loss! (just joking!!)
2007-06-01 15:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-01 23:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One. I'll be telling it tomorrow.
2007-06-01 14:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by blahblah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This joke was originally made for Clinton... but hey... you killed it... perfectly good joke.. ruined...
2007-06-01 17:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
LMAO!! Heard it before but I still found it funny as heck!! Thanks for the laugh!!
2007-06-01 14:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA i love that its hilarious
2007-06-01 14:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
........not really a good one
2007-06-01 14:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by dunitanime 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋